What am I trying to say, folks?
Regardless of who invested in your gene pool, be sure to follow the gift guide below to make your pappy happy.
Shaving cream from a tube for a smooth face done the old-school way, $10
A masculine toiletry bag to store essentials when travelling, $30
Rad, casual sneakers so he looks stylish on summer dates with your mom, $42
A pictorial dictionary to enhance his already enviable vocabulary, $21
A collapsible bike to wow his friends and take up less room in the garage, $140
Two tickets for Super 8 so he can feel like a kid again, if just for a few hours, $18
The quittin' time clock because it's funny and gives him something to look forward to, $80
For an alternative gift, do what I did last year and invite him along for a morning hike. All he really wants is quality time with his family.
What are you getting your dad, grandpa or favorite guy for father's day?
I'd love to hear!